1 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,920 Good evening. 2 00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:34,480 How do you do? I find myself here as the result of a misunderstanding. 3 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 without trace. 4 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,780 There is one consolation to drowning in wine. 5 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:57,320 He had a smile on his face as he went under. 6 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,760 However, I'm not complaining. 7 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:05,360 I always wanted to have my tennis shoes dyed, though I didn't plan on having 8 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,480 burgundy -colored feet as well. 9 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,700 But life must go on. 10 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:16,140 Tonight's story is about a man called Perry and begins after a minute 11 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,760 tedious. 12 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:16,630 Unless you'd rather stay here. 13 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:34,150 He don't look so dangerous to me, Cap. 14 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:35,910 Where'd you find him? 15 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,070 Oh, taking a dip in the lake. 16 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:39,570 Can't blame you, boy. 17 00:02:40,350 --> 00:02:41,770 Sure is a pretty day for it. 18 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,530 You should have found out about our hospitality before you came here robbing 19 00:02:45,530 --> 00:02:46,530 banks, boy. 20 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:49,190 It'll be a long time waiting to spend all that money. 21 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,310 Is it true what the papers say? 22 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,090 Nine banks between here and Boston? 23 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:59,090 Close to half a million cool, crinkly dollars? 24 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:03,290 Your partner must be having one sweet time spending his share. 25 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:07,230 Now, there's a way out of here for you, a smart way. 26 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,490 Tell me who your partner is. 27 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,140 Tell me who he is and where he is. 28 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,800 And return the money. 29 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:15,500 Think about it. 30 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,580 I'd never want that kind of money. Just the way I feel. 31 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:25,320 What any man needs is a decent home and a steady job. 32 00:03:25,820 --> 00:03:27,580 Things our boy here couldn't appreciate. 33 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:30,480 Appreciate? Appreciate what? 34 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:35,740 The next ten years of mush, beans, and sowbelly? Get in the truck. 35 00:04:10,570 --> 00:04:13,350 You trustees sure live easy as a hound dog on a porch. 36 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:15,570 What are you doing, Doc? 37 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:20,890 Planting some fresh stuff in your garden? Well, I find myself in 38 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:27,470 here, Captain. I turned my back and the deceased or the grave or both of them 39 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:29,890 started spinning around, around, around. 40 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:32,310 Now I can't tell the head from the foot. 41 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,230 Well, either way, he isn't going to complain. 42 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:36,750 Tell me what I'll do for you, Doc. 43 00:04:37,590 --> 00:04:39,490 I'll give you a hand setting that marker. 44 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:42,410 If you give me a shot of that. Something 45 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:49,150 that 46 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:50,129 Doc, isn't he? 47 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,690 Never saw a man hate to bury people much as he. 48 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,870 Just can't keep away from that bottle on burial day. 49 00:04:58,530 --> 00:05:02,190 That is a prodigious shot, my friend. 50 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:07,800 Having you around is like... Dying of thirst. That stuff hits like four sticks 51 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,800 of dynamite. 52 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,780 Why don't you try easing that pure grain of the little water duck? 53 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:20,780 Now, how are you going to tell a 54 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,460 head from the foot? You tell me that. 55 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,880 That's north. 56 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:28,460 All heads point north. 57 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:34,480 You have the wisdom of Solomon, my friend. I vow to you. 58 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:36,760 Huh? 59 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:41,420 This place is full of holes. 60 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,400 It's perilous to life and limb. 61 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,900 You all right, Doc? Oh, of course I'm all right. 62 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:49,140 You sure? Sure, I'm all right. 63 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,540 I stopped by to tell you about your granddaughter, but maybe I better wait 64 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:58,100 tomorrow. Elisa, what happened? Tell me, what happened? Nothing happened, Doc. 65 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,880 Nothing but good. Judge Benson was over for dinner last night. 66 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,420 Said it looked like maybe Elisa might be taken into the county hospital. 67 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,030 She'll be a fortunate girl if she is. 68 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:10,690 You think so, Captain? Now, you really think so? 69 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:15,050 It'll be the best thing all around for you, for Bart, especially for Lisa. You 70 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:15,649 know that. 71 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:19,950 I guess you're right, Captain. Yeah, I guess you're right. Sure I am. 72 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,870 She'll be looked after. She'll be well taken care of. 73 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,990 Now, let's get this marker in place. 74 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,290 All right. 75 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,400 You better start back to camp, Doc. 76 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,460 And keep your nose out of that jar. 77 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,880 Alcohol and a weak heart don't mix. 78 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,200 I don't want to spend the rest of my night looking around for a place for 79 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:04,860 In there with the rest of your friends. Now, don't you worry about my heart. 80 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:12,440 It's hitting on all cylinders. And if it does stop, I've got my own place picked 81 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,480 out. In that corner right over there. 82 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:17,120 Well, let's not rush it, huh? 83 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,620 I had enough running around for one day. 84 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:21,090 Looking for this boy. 85 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:23,070 Why? Did you do something? 86 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,310 Tried. 87 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:29,190 He's got to break out of every prison they put him into. A matter of 88 00:07:29,910 --> 00:07:31,230 But he's learning fast. 89 00:07:31,950 --> 00:07:34,350 Only reputation means anything around here is mine. 90 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:39,470 You try beating him out of here just one more time and you'll finish your 91 00:07:39,470 --> 00:07:40,650 sentence right in there. 92 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,040 No supper for him. No smoke. 93 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,560 Nothing. 94 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,659 You know, you're real simple. 95 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,220 No one ever got away from Tolman. 96 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,120 Ever. 97 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,240 Get him shackled and make sure it's a good job. 98 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,500 Get two hours' work out of him every hour. 99 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,240 Take some of that steam out of him. 100 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,540 He's got a dozen warrants waiting for him and thinks he's a pretty sharp boy. 101 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,820 Thinks he can outsmart us and beat it out of here. 102 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,080 Keep an eye on him and don't lose him. 103 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:09,380 All right. 104 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:12,720 That'll help him. 105 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:20,530 Come in. 106 00:09:24,370 --> 00:09:25,370 Step right up there. 107 00:09:27,330 --> 00:09:28,330 Hold your arms. 108 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:34,370 Perhaps if I refresh your memory, you'll have a better understanding of the 109 00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:35,370 purpose of this meeting. 110 00:09:36,270 --> 00:09:40,510 You've had experience enough to know that attempting to break out of prison 111 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:41,510 felony. 112 00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:45,290 Last night I made out a complaint charging you with just such a felony. 113 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,090 My duty, of course, is... 114 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,380 de facto warden of this camp. 115 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,060 What do you want from me, Captain? 116 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:54,000 Patience. Patience, Mr. Perry. We have time. 117 00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:59,840 As I was saying, you're entitled to a fair trial. 118 00:10:00,420 --> 00:10:01,420 Impartial. 119 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,320 You can avail yourself of this legal right. 120 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:09,620 As a matter of fact, under ordinary circumstances, I'd urge you to do just 121 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,440 But your luck holds strong, Mr. Paul Perry. 122 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:17,150 From the district attorney's office. 123 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,370 See? 124 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:21,690 Here we are. 125 00:10:23,030 --> 00:10:27,150 Should the defendant agree to waive trial by entering a plea of guilty, the 126 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:31,930 county will be saved considerable court expenses, and the defendant will profit 127 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:35,030 in terms of a greatly reduced sentence. 128 00:10:39,170 --> 00:10:41,410 Now, suppose you insist on going to trial. 129 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:44,850 You'll be found guilty of attempted escape, of course. 130 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:51,530 That means five years on top of the ten years you're already serving. Do you 131 00:10:51,530 --> 00:10:52,790 understand? Fifteen. 132 00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:55,410 That's a lot of years. 133 00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:04,770 However... If the defendant pleads 134 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:10,670 guilty to the charges, the district attorney's office guarantees a sentence 135 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,670 one year. 136 00:11:12,810 --> 00:11:14,370 I have a free choice. 137 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:21,840 Well, as your legal guardian and friend, I hope your choice is the one I'd make 138 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840 for you. 139 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,380 One year, huh? That makes 11 all total. 140 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:29,120 A man can serve 11 years quicker than he can 15, can't he? 141 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,160 Oh, just sign the papers. 142 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,400 You can read them if you want. 143 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,000 You can use my pen. 144 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:37,860 Wherever you see the excellent. 145 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,700 May I go now? 146 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,020 Just one moment, Mr. Perry. 147 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,200 You're now serving 11 years. 148 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:03,180 With time off for good behavior, you'll be out of here in seven years and four 149 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,180 months, won't you? 150 00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:06,380 That's not too bad. 151 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:11,280 Now, as a man who's been arrested a number of times and has been in and out 152 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:15,480 number of prisons, I'm sure you'll realize the fact that... 153 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:20,930 I'm the one empowered to dispose of your good time off as I see fit. 154 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:26,050 Well, I see fit to take away all your good time off. 155 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,770 I want you here for at least 11 solid years. 156 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,610 Get him out of here. 157 00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:47,860 Who walks the stair without a care and shoots so high in the sky? 158 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,680 Drops up and down just like a clown, everyone knows it's Trinky. The best 159 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,760 present yet to give or get, the kids will all want to try. 160 00:12:56,140 --> 00:13:00,460 The hit of the day when you're ready to play, everyone knows it's Trinky. It's 161 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:06,340 Trinky, it's Trinky, 400's the best of the toys. It's Trinky, it's Trinky, the 162 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:07,780 favorite of girls and boys. 163 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,100 And look at these. 164 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,740 Here's a more wonderful slinky toy. 165 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,480 Here is a slinky hippo. 166 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,340 And here is a slinky elephant. 167 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:24,000 And here is a slinky caterpillar. 168 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,780 A slinky toy, a slinky toy, we'll run and play all day. 169 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:32,660 A slinky toy, a slinky toy, my favorite toy, you say. 170 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,800 Here is a slinky toy for every girl and boy. 171 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,680 I need somebody to give me a hand down here. 172 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,020 All right, Doc. 173 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,780 Here. Right this way. 174 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,640 Well, 175 00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:58,560 fresh as new paint and full of turpentine, too. 176 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,080 This is what we need, huh? 177 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,140 Go along with Doc, you. He's got some chores for you. 178 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,980 Hey, Doc. 179 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,000 If he slacks off, give a yell. I'll be around. 180 00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,940 No, I'm going to need six of these. 181 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,320 We make them kind of generous, don't we? 182 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,100 Room for two of me in there. 183 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:24,820 Well, that comes of having an abundance of cheap lumber and cheap labor. 184 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,880 And cheap life. 185 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,400 Well, come on, let's get going. 186 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,260 Now, drag it into the morgue, right at that door, right straight through there. 187 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,660 I'll bring the cover. 188 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,910 Can you hear me? Yeah, I'm all right. 189 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,310 Yeah, 190 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:15,130 that's... That's... Okay, give me a cigarette. 191 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:16,410 Yeah, please. 192 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:17,810 Oh. 193 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:20,470 I'm kidding. 194 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,150 Too old for even light work. 195 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,570 These palpitations got me down. 196 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:29,790 Better? 197 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,730 Oh. 198 00:15:32,730 --> 00:15:34,150 Oh, that's good. 199 00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:44,950 Gee, you're the young fella that tried to escape from here yesterday, aren't 200 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:47,890 you? You don't look like a desperate criminal to me. 201 00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:51,590 Well, that's what the newspapers call you. 202 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:53,570 Do you know what the newspapers are like? 203 00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:58,870 What's your hurry about getting me? 204 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,230 You hardly been here a week. 205 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:05,730 Yeah, but that world out there, Doc, it's got a little more to offer than 206 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:06,730 can find in here. 207 00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:08,910 I suppose it has. 208 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:13,170 I used to feel that way 29 years ago. 209 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:17,930 29 years? What are you waiting for? 210 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:20,170 Well, now there's a chance. 211 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:24,930 Now, I might get let out of here legitimately next year. 212 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:30,210 And... Sit down. 213 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:31,490 Thank you, sir. 214 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,770 Oh, look. 215 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,490 Look, bring that... 216 00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,290 Restless coffins feed them all. 217 00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:42,690 Hello, Paul. 218 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:48,210 You're not allowed to have any watch worth more than $10. Now, that's a copy 219 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,390 my offer of restitution. 220 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,890 Won't do you any good, though, Paul. They've already turned this down. 221 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,730 This place is horrible. 222 00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:58,990 Is the rest of it like this? 223 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,570 I'll be somewhere getting you transferred out of here. Look, I want 224 00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:07,349 calm down, boy. You get me out of here. Calm down, boy. Listen to me. 225 00:17:08,310 --> 00:17:11,250 I can't help you, boy. You keep getting into trouble. 226 00:17:17,150 --> 00:17:18,290 You're still a young man. 227 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,290 Things will change. 228 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:24,290 In the meantime, you just do your work and keep your nose clean. 229 00:17:25,089 --> 00:17:27,210 And above all else, keep out of trouble, will you? 230 00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:32,020 Paul, Paul, listen to me. 231 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,320 I'll even make an appeal to the governor. 232 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400 Maybe we'll get some kind of break. 233 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,240 They had enough time. 234 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,440 All right, visiting hours are over. 235 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,320 Goodbye, Paul. 236 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,820 of my office I want to see for a minute. 237 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,840 Captain. 238 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 Commander. 239 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:49,540 Not clinical like your juice, but just as mellowing. 240 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,080 You're getting pretty friendly with that Paul Perry fellow, huh? 241 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,300 He ain't no friend of mine. 242 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,360 I mind my own affairs. 243 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,920 Now, don't get worried, Doc. 244 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,160 I want you to do me a special favor. 245 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,260 I want you to get friendly with him. 246 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,400 He's looking to use you. 247 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:13,880 That was the idea behind that paper toy. 248 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,400 He's going to plan another escape. 249 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,140 Encourage him, Doc, and keep me posted. 250 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,260 I never ratted. 251 00:19:21,980 --> 00:19:26,400 I'm asking you to do this as a friend who wants to see you free and who wants 252 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,400 help your family. 253 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:36,960 Well, if that's the way you want it, Cap, that's the way I want it. Look, I 254 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,960 another shot. 255 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:39,660 Sure, Doc. 256 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,720 Just about to suggest myself. 257 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,820 I, uh... I saw George Benson at church this morning. 258 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,950 He showed me a letter from the county hospital commissioner. 259 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:09,010 I'm afraid, Doc, it's going to be a long time before they have room for a leaser 260 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,010 at the hospital. 261 00:20:10,590 --> 00:20:13,590 There's a waiting list from here to City Hall, even with pressure. 262 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:15,690 Everybody's using pressure. 263 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,490 You know, it's a funny thing, Cap. 264 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:40,810 Elisa's entitled to more than just charity from a county hospital. 265 00:20:42,230 --> 00:20:45,970 Now even that little bit's denied to her. 266 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:51,430 You see what I mean? 267 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,230 Just don't give up, Doc. 268 00:20:53,430 --> 00:20:54,850 We'll keep on trying. 269 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,090 Money's all Elisa needs. 270 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,420 Money for a specialist. 271 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,140 Money to give her a chance at a healthy, normal life. 272 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,560 You see what I mean, Cap? 273 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,980 It's just as well this thing didn't work out. 274 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,960 Elise is entitled to more than charity from a county hospital. 275 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,780 You'll get over it. 276 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,780 And we're not giving up. 277 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:56,370 You've got a pretty much maiden here, haven't you, Doc? 278 00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,250 Oh, yeah, I guess you could say that. 279 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:05,990 That's my reward for 29 years of faithful servitude. 280 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:11,970 You know, that was a pretty nice thing you did for Lisa today, giving her that 281 00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:12,970 little toy. 282 00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:16,970 You see, my son does odd jobs around town. 283 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:19,670 He hardly gets along. 284 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:24,420 I earn 12 cents a day in here. 285 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,840 And I need $5 ,000. 286 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,860 Everybody needs $5 ,000, Doc. 287 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,240 Yeah, but... 288 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:39,840 I 289 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,800 can earn $5 ,000 from you. 290 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,680 I can get you out of here. 291 00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,020 Do you write a letter? 292 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:55,370 to your pal or your lawyer, and you tell him to send $5 ,000 cash 293 00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:59,690 to my son, and I'll mail a letter myself. 294 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,370 What are you getting at, Doc? 295 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,430 How do I know you can get me out of here? 296 00:23:04,170 --> 00:23:08,570 Are you trying to set me up, you and your friend Tolman? I don't have to 297 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:11,370 you all, but you've got to trust me. 298 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:15,950 Because I tell you, I can get you out. 299 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,980 The magic wand? Detachment of Marines? 300 00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,940 Look, Doc, with Tallman on my back, how could you get me out? 301 00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:31,400 Now... Now, just suppose... Just suppose something like this 302 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,400 happens. 303 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,740 A con in here dies. 304 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:41,960 And before the funeral detail arrives, you straighten the coffin 305 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,380 with it. We put the coffin on my truck. 306 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,420 We take it out to the cemetery and we bury it. Then the funeral detail comes 307 00:23:49,420 --> 00:23:54,020 back to the prison here. But I stick around until the grave mark is in place, 308 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:55,020 you see, Paul? 309 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,640 You want to bury me? 310 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,500 Are you out of your head, Doc? I want out alive. 311 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,200 Sure, I'm going to bury you. 312 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:08,880 But as soon as that funeral detail's out of sight, I dig the coffin up. I pry 313 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,820 open the lid. You pop out. 314 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,800 And then we refill the grave. 315 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,800 What am I supposed to do while I'm in the coffin? Hold my breath? 316 00:24:16,260 --> 00:24:18,540 There's plenty of air until I get to you, Paul. 317 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:21,060 You're going to take my word as a doctor for that. 318 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,020 That doesn't sound right to me, Doc. Too many problems. 319 00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:28,560 How do I get into a coffin with a corpse? How do we get a corpse? How 320 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560 frisks? 321 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,180 I've got too many chances to take before I even get started. 322 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,360 You think of something simple, and you've got yourself $5 ,000. 323 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:41,460 Simple? Of course it is simple, Paul, if you'll only think about it. 324 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:46,720 Now, the only problem I see is how you're going to get in the coffin with 325 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,220 corpse from wherever you are. 326 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,520 The coffin will be right there by the door, waiting to be taken out to the 327 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,520 cemetery. 328 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:54,960 That's a big gamble. 329 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:58,860 It means escaping inside of a prison in order to escape outside of a prison. 330 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,740 But I could do it. Sure you could. 331 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,580 And don't worry about the frisks. 332 00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:07,320 You're being frisky. 333 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,120 I have complete charge of everything from the time a con dies until a grave 334 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,180 marker's in place. 335 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:18,840 Tallman just signs a death certificate right on my say -so. 336 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,500 I'm the only person who's sure that the right man's being buried. 337 00:25:27,580 --> 00:25:29,740 Give me his son's address. 338 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:53,210 about mistaking the iodine for the castor oil. 339 00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:56,890 It'd be disastrous to treat cuts and bruises with castor oil. 340 00:25:57,130 --> 00:26:01,290 It'd be a worse disaster to treat indigestion with iodine. 341 00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:03,690 Just visiting around. How about a sip? 342 00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:08,730 Well, I couldn't turn down a fine offer like that now, could I? 343 00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:18,830 One of the guards tells me that Alicia and Bart left town and 344 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:21,070 went back east to some fancy hospital. 345 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:24,850 That's right. I didn't get a chance to talk to you about it. 346 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,730 She's going to have an operation. 347 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:28,850 Oh, suddenly? 348 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,370 Bar hit it lucky on the stock market? 349 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:33,310 Why don't you tell me, Don? 350 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:35,310 You trying to hide something from her? 351 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,510 Of course not. 352 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:40,790 I borrowed the money from an old school buddy of mine, and now she can afford 353 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:41,790 the authorization. 354 00:26:42,730 --> 00:26:46,610 Old school buddy wouldn't happen to be old jailbird Paul Perry now, would he? 355 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:50,790 Of course not. He's been avoiding me, I told you that. 356 00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,850 Yeah. The truth is, I suspect you're lying. 357 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:01,510 When you lie to me, Doc, you're just another con. Remember that. 358 00:27:02,610 --> 00:27:04,410 And remember, I got a ton of shackles. 359 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:06,230 Every one of them your size. 360 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,520 That's it. 361 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,820 Rib cages all smashed. 362 00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:27,920 Of course, without x -rays, it's hard to tell just how much damage has been 363 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,200 done. Well, do you want to send him back to the main prison hospital? 364 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:36,120 No, no, no. You move him, you kill him. No, everything's being done for him. It 365 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:36,999 can be done. 366 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,140 You make it sound like his clock's about to stop. 367 00:28:40,420 --> 00:28:41,640 Get back to work, you two. 368 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,860 Take these with you. 369 00:28:54,830 --> 00:28:55,830 Right there, fellas. 370 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:02,750 Okay, come on now, let us out. 371 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,410 Come on. 372 00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:11,130 You mean to give us a hand? 373 00:29:24,490 --> 00:29:26,430 Rather knock it up with a chisel every time. 374 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:34,210 Doing it with the trees, doing it the hard way. That's my opinion. 375 00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,510 You're all done? 376 00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:37,870 Send your opinion to the newspapers. Come on, let's go. 377 00:29:57,710 --> 00:29:59,450 Crazy doing a thing like this. 378 00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:03,670 By all the laws of logic, you should have lost your foot. 379 00:30:04,430 --> 00:30:06,650 Why did you take a chance like that? 380 00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:08,870 I take a chance every time I draw a breath. 381 00:30:09,090 --> 00:30:10,090 We all do. 382 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,210 The main thing is I'm here. 383 00:30:12,730 --> 00:30:14,950 I only hope our friend there is as ready as I am. 384 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:17,470 Well, he's not as lucky as you are. 385 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,670 All his bones are broken. Yours are intact. 386 00:30:21,370 --> 00:30:24,930 With this cast, everybody will think you've got a broken foot. 387 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,880 But don't be too optimistic about walking. 388 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:30,780 Walking is going to be more painful than you think. 389 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,640 It'll be some time before you walk normally again. 390 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,780 Well, that's the best news I've heard all day. 391 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,440 It's not that I don't like you, boy. I just don't trust you. 392 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:44,980 I don't trust you even with a busted foot. 393 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,520 I'm shipping him back to the main prison. He'll be transferred sometime 394 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520 tomorrow. 395 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:06,130 Hours, maybe. 396 00:31:06,350 --> 00:31:07,350 Minutes, maybe. 397 00:31:07,570 --> 00:31:09,550 He might last until tomorrow. 398 00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:17,590 Boston beans. 399 00:31:18,550 --> 00:31:19,550 Concentrated energy. 400 00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:21,510 Here, you better try and eat some. 401 00:31:21,850 --> 00:31:26,170 It may be a long time before you get your next meal if your luck holds out. 402 00:31:27,330 --> 00:31:28,690 Been four hours, Doc. 403 00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:30,870 Much longer. 404 00:31:31,850 --> 00:31:33,610 And I still, like I said... 405 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,080 I don't know. 406 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,840 It's getting late. 407 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:41,700 He'll be locked up in another three hours. 408 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,000 If he's not gone by then, I'm finished. 409 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,540 Now, you heard Tallman. 410 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,840 He wants to keep that no -escape record of his. He wants to get rid of me. 411 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,360 All we can do is wait. 412 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,800 Look, Doc, he's gonna die anyway. 413 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,000 Now, couldn't you do something to help him out of his pain? 414 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,400 If you don't have the belly for it, I'll do it. You make one move to kill this 415 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,380 man, and I'll go straight to Tallman. I swear it. One move. 416 00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:07,970 Killing isn't part of our deal, and killing isn't going to become a part of 417 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:13,570 deal. When this man dies, if he dies, I'll carry out my part of the bargain 418 00:32:13,570 --> 00:32:18,230 exactly like I said I would. You make one move to kill him, and you kill this 419 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,230 whole deal. 420 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,310 I didn't mean it that way, Doc. 421 00:32:21,710 --> 00:32:22,890 Not the way you're putting it. 422 00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:25,310 Well, let's have a drink. 423 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,660 to get somebody to take him to the morgue. 424 00:33:42,730 --> 00:33:46,530 Jess, don't you worry about my drinking, old buddy. 425 00:33:46,970 --> 00:33:53,370 I can handle it. I understand everything that's going on just as clear as... 426 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:57,530 Listen, on top of the coffin, you'll find a sheet. 427 00:33:57,770 --> 00:34:01,510 It's a white sheet commonly known as a shroud. 428 00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:07,530 Now, when you get in the coffin, pull that right up over your head. That's 429 00:34:07,650 --> 00:34:08,690 very important. 430 00:34:09,210 --> 00:34:10,469 Oh, look here. 431 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:12,690 Look, I've got something for you. 432 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:18,449 I got you tobacco and matches and chocolate. 433 00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:21,409 It's a gift from my old granddaughter. 434 00:34:21,949 --> 00:34:22,949 Doc! 435 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:24,230 Doc! 436 00:34:24,489 --> 00:34:26,489 Why can't you listen to me just once? 437 00:34:26,810 --> 00:34:27,810 You're drunk! 438 00:34:29,190 --> 00:34:31,730 Doc, you know what you're doing? You're finishing it off for me. 439 00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:35,449 Doc, look, you think I killed that guy? Huh? 440 00:34:36,389 --> 00:34:39,130 You understand me? All right, sir. Well, come on. 441 00:34:39,449 --> 00:34:40,610 Come on, get a hold of yourself. 442 00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:44,280 Down to your bunk and sleep it off. You understand? 443 00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:48,580 I'll see you in the morning when you dig me up. 444 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:52,560 Right? Right, right, right. Now, don't forget the shroud. 445 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,940 And there'll be plenty of air. 446 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,760 I'm going to sleep. 447 00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,580 Fuck, old buddy. 448 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:16,820 All right, let's go. 449 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:20,540 Show up here as soon as it gets light. You're on the burial date. 450 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,460 Hey, I never met a guy as careless as you in all my life. Leaving half the 451 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,200 up like that. Hey, and that lid ain't even nailed down. I'll fix that. 452 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:46,000 How come a big, tough, stick -up man like you's scared of a dead man? 453 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,920 You're talking real strong with that guard around. 454 00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,840 Ah, get the work all of in. You two stop arguing. 455 00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:53,780 We're not arguing, officer. 456 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,540 We're just exchanging notions. 457 00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,600 I don't see what difference the nails make anyway. 458 00:40:03,340 --> 00:40:04,520 Guy's sight ain't going anywhere. 459 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,100 All right, let's go. 460 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,480 All right, take it easy on that end and quit shoving. Come on, come on. 461 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:23,180 Oh, the head bone getting unconnected from the elbow. 462 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:29,680 The elbow... Ah, you're complaining again. Man, this guy's been complaining 463 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,980 since the time he was born. 464 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:34,430 You know something? He didn't complain about being sent to prison. Oh, come on. 465 00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:35,610 Come on. Let's go. 466 00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:09,490 The vitamins out of those beans last night. 467 00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:11,370 I don't feel a thing this morning. 468 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,590 Man, you've been using up all your energy doing too much talking. All 469 00:41:14,610 --> 00:41:15,549 here we go. 470 00:41:15,550 --> 00:41:16,550 Heave! 471 00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:17,990 Heave! 472 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:19,270 Heave! 473 00:41:19,870 --> 00:41:20,870 Heave! 474 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:22,030 Heave! 475 00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:24,690 All right, let's get this going. 476 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,500 No point in burning up there. 477 00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:51,670 I promise you, Doc. 478 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:54,710 I'll give you another $5 ,000. Another $10 ,000. 479 00:42:55,270 --> 00:42:58,350 Another $20 ,000 back. Just hurry. Anything you want. 480 00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:02,830 It's my fault. 481 00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:06,310 Why was I so stupid as to trust him? 482 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:08,808 Captain's friend. 483 00:43:08,810 --> 00:43:09,810 He should have known. 484 00:43:12,630 --> 00:43:14,310 I didn't mean that, Doc. 485 00:43:15,110 --> 00:43:17,010 I'm sorry. Forgive me. Forgive me, Doc. 486 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,060 this evening's story. 487 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:09,980 Next week, I hope to bring you another one, previews of which follow the next 488 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,980 commercial. 489 00:44:23,380 --> 00:44:27,380 If you like the show and know it, That's being a fan. All the best episodes all 490 00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:33,260 weekend long. That's fandomonium. Every weekend, only on TV Land. Always one 491 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:34,260 thing on.